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For the character, see Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Hamilton 3 is a song, sung by Jack. It was released on June 26, 2018. It is a sequel to Alexander Hamilton and Alexander Hamilton 2.

Lyrics[]

Alexander...
Alexander...
Alexander...
Alexander...

Went on a romantic date, Alexander Candlelit
Too scared to go on that date, Alexander cancelin
Oh my god call 911, Alexander ambulance
His entire family is dead, Alexander has no kin
Was exposed to toxic waste, Alexander has new limb
Has a speech impediment, he Alexander stammerin'
Pictures with me cost 10 bucks, Alexander scammin' em
We make real estate simple, Alexander Anderson

Alexander Hamilton...
Alexander Hamilton...
Tony I don’t feel so good, Alexander vanishing

Oh look there is two of them, Alexander has a twin
Father left him at age ten, Alexander abandonment
My request did not get in, Alexander’s sad again
Love some spicy meat-a-balls, Alexander ‘talian
Just ate seven cheeseburgers, Alexander Flabby Chin
Turned into a tree, now he Alexander Sap-a-lin’
Why is it so hard to find, an Alexander Cameraman
Doesn’t have a camera man, Alexander has no vid

SHUT UP
Girl, get your whole damn butt up
I'm a gentleman, I go "what up"
So girl, get your whole damn butt up

My name is Alexander Hamilton
I hammer all my haters with an avalanche and cavalcade of proof that they don't stand to win it's sad that you don't see it you need bifocals and glasses man imagine that you're damaged and your friends have all disbanded DAMN

Alexander Hamilton
Ain't no place he haven't been
Ladies, they a fan of him
And booties?
He can handle 10

Eats 5,000 fries a day, Alexander ‘merican
Knows alot of tricky words, Alexander Scrabble win
Upload Alex Ham 3 now, we Alexander Demandin’ it
Jack’s worst thing he’s ever released, Alexander brand new vid
Forgot his essay at his house, Alexander Panicking
Jack just got a gender change, Alexander Jacqueline
Opens doors for elders? Man, he Alexander Manners, man
Making the next Avatar, Alexander Cameron
Only uses urinals, Alexander stands to piss
When his favorite song comes on… Alex: “That’s my Jam-ilton!”
He was good in track and field, Alexander javelin
Coming out on Prezzie’s Day, Alexander that’s a fib
Nearly drowned when he was 12, Alexander cannot swim
Need to throw your trash away? Alexander has a bin
Now he’s wearing black and white, Alexander Panda Skin
Borrows other people’s songs, Alexander Samplin’

Alexander Hamilton,
Alexander Hamilton,
We're starting to run out of things that kind of rhyme with "Hamilton"

Trivia[]

  • One of the reasons it took longer than expected to get the video done was Jack's need of a cameraman, which is referenced in the song.[1]
  • The video was originally supposed to release on Presidents' Day (February 19, 2018), but was not ready by then. This is referenced through the song.
  • The original ending for the song was, "I'll only make a 4th if Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda's in", referring to the creator and original Broadway star playing Alexander Hamilton, Lin-Manuel Miranda. After the song released, Miranda tweeted out "Alexander Harassment", which prompted Jack to reupload the video with a new ending. Miranda later said he was only trying to rhyme with the song.[2][3][4][5][6]

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